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The Bath Body Terminal Posting Page
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Guys, have you ever thought that your lady might be trying to send you a sign? Here are seven surefire signals that your gal is primed for a Fruitify home spa retreat day:

Fruitify Red Flag #1:
The word “Fruitify” begins to be used by your wife or girlfriend with a fierceness. When “Fruitify” becomes a common term, it’s time to get her some spa products at www.bathbodyjunky.com!

Fruitify Red Flag #2:
She starts to talk about body butters and bath salts at dinner. Rather than “Pass the butter”, she says, “Pass the body butter.” Similarly, when she asks if you need more salt, you could swear she’s actually inquiring as to whether you’d like more “bath salt”.

Fruitify Red Flag #3:
Your home page is Bath Body Junky
(www.bathbodyjunky.com) instead of your favorite football team. In fact, when you try to change it back, you’re locked out. This is a dead giveaway that “someone” is craving a Diva Fall Spa Gift Box or some shea butter injected Fruitify mango and passion fruit soap juice bars.

Fruitify Red Flag #4:
You find www.bathbodyjunky.com web pages printed off and left in the printer for you to find. Again, if you don’t know what this means, you’ve obviously just fallen off the proverbial “turnip truck.” Dude, wake up! She means business! Get her a Lucky Girl Spa Gift Box or it’s only going to get worse!

Fruitify Red Flag #5:
She starts to talk about how nice it would be to have a pedicure, but she could never afford such a “luxury”… then, she looks longingly at you but says nothing. At this point, you absolutely must log onto the Bath and Body Junky site for some Somerset of England Arnica leg and foot balm as well as Somerset of England lemon leg and foot gel.

Fruitify Red Flag #6:
You find a ransom note for the TV remote. It reads: “Your remote control has been kidnapped. To have it returned, order some Fruitify watermelon and orange body wash or strawberry, wild berry, and raspberry body wash by Thursday OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN.” Again, she has reached a critical point. You need to do something. After all, football games are on the line!

Fruitify Red Flag #7:
This is the last signal that your gal wants (no…NEEDS) some Fruitify products so she can create her own home spa retreat. Basically, the sign goes like this. She sits you down. She takes your hand. She looks into your eyes. And she says, “I want something from Bath and Body Junky.” If you miss this signal, something is terribly wrong with you. So at this point, you need to move fast. Jump to www.bathbodyjunky.com right away and make your lovely lady happy. After all, doesn’t she deserve it?


by: The Bath Body Terminal  

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